Christmasss Time, Mistletoe and Wine, and beer, vodka, tequila, rum and ginnnn!

To say my body hates me, is an absolute understatement.

This Christmas has been one big blur merged into one big glass of vodka. Some may call me an alcoholic, others simply see it as having a bloody good time.

Christmas 2011 Highlights:

Christmas Dinner: Christmas day was an eye opener, the fact that I can't even remember to plate the veg on the Christmas Dinner was a winner, and my family spent the rest of the day laughing at my expense. Although there is enough turkey to have a turkey curry buffet everyday for the next year!!

Family Tradition: Each year on Christmas Day our family goes to Church, however this year, my hangover took a turn for the worst and gagging at ‘Come all ye faithful’ was not one of my Mums proudest moments of her child to date.

Life changing decision: For two days of this festive period, I have managed to wear a pair of matching socks; I’m still deciding whether to take this challenge up for 2012? This could potentially change my life forever as we know it.

My favourite present: I didn’t do to badly in the present department this year. Ok, so I got a pack of 3 paired socks, and I didn’t get a pen with my name on it, however I did get a pack of wrist weights in my stocking (yes I still get a stocking, and no I’m not arsed what you think). So I have decided that I am going to test them out at the pub tonight!!

Hope everyone had a fab Christmas!

Dear Santa...

Please could you deliver me a new liver ready for Boxing Day? I feel this year's hangover may be somewhat of a special one...

(Sing to the tune of '12 Days Of Christmas')

12 Double Vodkas
11 Bloody Marys
10 Cava Rose
9 Strawberry Shooters
8 Jammy Dodgers
7 Margaritas
6 Jagermeisters
5 SPICED MULLED WINES
4 Brandy Fish Bowls
3 Shirley Temples
2 Pink Champagnes

Aaaaaaaaand all of this on Christmas Daaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

Also Mr C, if you wouldn'd mind dropping off a new man... I will leave you a nice mince pie out in return.

Yours faithfully,

Alice
xxxx