Please could you deliver me a new liver ready for Boxing Day? I feel this year's hangover may be somewhat of a special one...
(Sing to the tune of '12 Days Of Christmas')
12 Double Vodkas
11 Bloody Marys
10 Cava Rose
9 Strawberry Shooters
8 Jammy Dodgers
7 Margaritas
6 Jagermeisters
5 SPICED MULLED WINES
4 Brandy Fish Bowls
3 Shirley Temples
2 Pink Champagnes
Aaaaaaaaand all of this on Christmas Daaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
Also Mr C, if you wouldn'd mind dropping off a new man... I will leave you a nice mince pie out in return.
Yours faithfully,
Alice
xxxx
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