The Ultimate To Do List - Part 3

20. VEGAS — Everyone should hit Vegas at least once before they turn 30.

I hope to experience something like the Hangover. Although every night at Uni was like that, or worse.

I will however make a trip, if by the age of 60, I am still fat and single, to get a quick Vegas marriage held by marrymequick.com and marry the first Hill Billy I can find.

21. DRIVE YOUR DREAM CAR

Duuuude, I seriously need to pass my test, otherwise I’m going to forever drive the parents Meriva, with a massive L slapped on the front.

22. BE NICE 

This is too difficult to achieve. Especially when I am so perfect. Its very hard to find anyone else that is on my level, and doesn’t irritate the fuck outta me.

23. JUMP — At 216 meters off the ground, the Bloukrans Bridge bungee jump in South Africa is the highest bungee jump in the world.  

No. No. Fuck no. Hell no. Definitely not. Never. Non. No no NO!!!!!!!!! I’m not suicidal, just single.

24. LEARN TO DANCE

Ha, I’ve got moves you’ve never even seen. I put Michael Jackson to shame. Although my impression of his moon walk and finishing with touching his crotch, looks more like I am trying to pleasure myself. Fail.

25. TRY THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE 

Once, I won a £50 bottle of champagne in work. I swigged it from the bottle of course J

26. BUY THE HOUSE A ROUND

Romeo Dunn. There are only 5 of us who live in my house, two who drink, including myself. The alcoholic. 

27. PAY TRIBUTE TO THE GODS OF ROCK AND ROLL

Not really interested. Sorry. Although I will quite happily attend a rave with some of the greatest DJs in the world.

28. RIDE A ROLLERCOASTER 

Love to go for a ride!!!

29. STEP OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE

Most of the time I don’t really have a choice. Stepping in dog shit and wearing odd shoes to work – I wouldn’t exactly call this ‘Comfortable’.

30. GET A TATTOO —three rules for getting a tattoo. 
1. Make sure that whatever you’re going to get tattooed is something that you put a lot of thought into.

2. It's one thing to get your kid’s name tattooed, but remember tattoos last a lot longer than romance.

3. Don’t get tattooed for anyone else, get tattooed for you.

Phewf. Started to get a sweaty brow whilst reading this, but thankfully my Tattoo does not come under any of these categories:
Bladdered, in Benidorm and 17 years of age. Not to mention that the location is right next to the nether regions.