*Height: 5ft 1.5in - Obviously the half always counts. Being small is fine until your out in flat shoes with all your friends (who thankfully are all of a similar shortness) and BOOM some arse in the bar shouts 'who invited the seven dwarfs'
*Weight: A rear you could park a bike in, arms which should never wave and hips that are "good for child birth" or those of us who have inherited the 'hour glass' shape know that really if we could photoshop away our hips forever...we would.
*Eyes: Brown
*Hair: Red...thanks Mum
*Age: ...too young to be Bridget, but just as much experience
*Marital Status: this ones not obvious. SINGLE (/) the box i always find myself ticking on forms. Yes i do know this is not the meaning behind the question, although ticking this box, makes it all the more real.
*Friends: The best.
*Family: Nutters
*Boyfriends: Nil
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