Profile of a real life Spinster:

*Height: 5ft 1.5in - Obviously the half always counts. Being small is fine until your out in flat shoes with all your friends (who thankfully are all of a similar shortness) and BOOM some arse in the bar shouts 'who invited the seven dwarfs'

*Weight: A rear you could park a bike in, arms which should never wave and hips that are "good for child birth" or those of us who have inherited the 'hour glass' shape know that really if we could photoshop away our hips forever...we would.

*Eyes: Brown

*Hair: Red...thanks Mum

*Age: ...too young to be Bridget, but just as much experience

*Marital Status: this ones not obvious. SINGLE (/) the box i always find myself ticking on forms. Yes i do know this is not the meaning behind the question, although ticking this box, makes it all the more real.

*Friends: The best.

*Family: Nutters

*Boyfriends: Nil

Hello People!!

Hey Guys,

So I have decided to create a blog providing a good read on what really goes on in a woman's mind. For us 'Spinsters' out there....this is the blog for you.

I have spent two years thinking of material which should go into a book, therefore what better way to give us ladies a laugh than to create a blog where 'freedom of speech' can be read word.by.word. Or alternatively guys can read this an be writing down some very helpful tips along their way in life.

The blog is also going to show an insight into my life, as I most definately see myself as a real life Bridget Jones, Friday nights in with a bottle of vodka, getting eaten by Alsatians.

Finally, this blog is just meant to be an easy read, with a hint of the film 'Hes just not that into you' for good mix, all inspiration provided by my bestest of friends.

Peace

Alice